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SONYA WANG, Expert toast fighter




Major: Undecided

College/Employer: UChicago

Year of Graduation: 2019

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Brief Biographical Sketch:

16 years experience fighting bread of all types. Rye, pumpernickel, Wonder - you name it, I've fought it. Bagels are the worst - they're the juggernauts. They might look cute and innocent on the outside but that's four bread units hiding in that sucker.

That said, you gotta be prepared. You gotta know when to use your jam and when to use your cheese. Butter is usually a safe weapon, but it can only do so much for ya.



Past Classes

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L1535: Zeus...Is the Father in Splash Spring 2016 (Apr. 30, 2016)
Ever wondered how messed up Greek mythology is? Or seen some parallels between Greek myths and modern day stories? Or you just happen to really like Greek myths in general? Introducing Greek myths with tropes, rated G to M depending on the audience.